I had a family emergency and had to leave work unexpectedly today, so I didn’t make it on the GeekCast podcast this week. It was all the boys. However, if I was able to participate in episode 3 of GeekCast here’s what I would have said. Listen to the show and insert my comments wherever you choose.

*I miss one show and now I’m out and you’re looking to rotate guests. Well, boys, excuse me for having an emergency.

*Big Kahuna would be a good name for his dog.

*Tomorrow is the official Delete Your MySpace Page Day.

*I want tech news from TechCrunch. I’ll look elsewhere for political endorsements. Hey, Mike stay off Oprah’s turf.

*Scoble and Bono. It’s like pickles and peanut butter.

*Boobs, boobs, boobs. I wish Jim would stop saying the word boobs. Stop now. No more boobs.

*What about me? Shoe who? Just kidding. I like Jeremy a lot and read his blog daily.

*Wow. Shawn what a surprise, you wearing a baseball cap (okay, trucker hat). I’m shocked.

*My most hated name is Chitika. There I said it.

*Jim, don’t be a Twitter hater. I need to know what each person I’m following ate for breakfast. Besides, who else will care about me finding seven year old Swiss Miss in the back of my kitchen cupboard?

*I’m not licking any Apple product.

*Kris is great. I love his response to Shawn’s post. Once again, Shawn is stirring the pot.

*I know Mary O’Brien, who ran that event. She used to be a columnist for Revenue back in the old days.

*Video is scary for businesses. It’s a realm they are just not comfortable in. I agree that they don’t want to make video unless it’s slick and makes them look really good.

*Jim, I warned you to stop saying boobs. Don’t make me slap you.

*I might secretly bid at the affiliate auction.

*Guyslights? Did someone say guylights? I was snoozing during the OpenAds part of the discussion but now I’m awake. I can’t believe Jim is going to video tape the process of getting his hair lighted. Are you also taping your bikini wax and mani/pedi? You are shameless. Between all the boob and salon chatter, I think Jim secretly wants to be a woman. Not a good idea.

*BTW, I am listening to show and I will be back next week.